Scientists have deciphered the DNA of the platypus:

The platypus genome offers an unprecedented glimpse of how evolution made its first stabs at producing mammals. It tells the tale of how early mammals learned to nurse their young; how they matched poisonous snakes at their venomous game; and how they struggled to build a system of fertilization and gestation that would eventually, through relatives that took a different tack, give rise to the first humans.

“As we learn more about things like platypuses,” Wilson said, “we also learn more about ourselves and where we came from and how we work.”

Of course, we all know evolution is a bunch of secular-humanist rot invented by the Devil—so, um, never mind.

Poor R. Smith and his baldness. Maybe the Hair Club for Men could help. A permanent purple hair implant...spiked of course. Or a red Afro or dreadlocks.
Also it is worth noting that in the Biblical scheme of things, bacteria, amoebas,viruses are not mentioned. They evolved into the two party sytem.

P.S. - to paraphrase anti-evolutionists: “I didn’t come from no damn platypus!”

Now that right there is funny.

That diagram is revealing.

The platypuss evolved into the fattywuss.

That line of the evolutionary tree was the Democrat line. The final product a disgusting squeechy fat-assed bleeding heart do-gooder. The fattywuss.

You will notice the other line is the Republican line.  Republicans evolved (not very much) from snakes and lizards.

We still have a long way to go.

Yeah, well...when they find a way to make my once beautiful red hair grow back, then I’ll support this so called “science”.

Until then, I’m sacrificing chickens. (and cows and pigs and oysters...smoked with a little bacon and some butter.)

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