Today’s column discusses the sport of mixed martial arts.

I’m always entertained how bobster can take any post, no matter what the topic, and turn it into a “right wingers are evil scum” rant. 

In the words of the immortal Buddy Holly, rave on, bob.

You can have 50% of bobs purse. Conservatives carry wallets.

Believe it or not, I have many liberal friends and true, I treat them with the same disrespect and contempt that I lavish on you wonderful people. Yet we’re still friends.

Hell...I even have a CANADIAN friend who lives in Scratchassawan. I email him at least once a day to tell him he lives in a communist crap hole and send him annoying updates on the Mark Steyn kangaroo trail. He returns the favor by saying I live in a facsist police state and sends be articles on GITMO.

Come September we’ll meet in Ohio to talk shop and eat RBQ. The I’ll tell him to get the hell outta my country and he;ll say he can’t leave fast enough.

Sick!

Bob,

I think Bart is trying to tell us that since no one reads anymore, maybe the T-D can promote cage fighting death matchs as an alternative.

I have a tentative bout for you with Roger lined up if you are interested.

As a promoter I get a cut of your purse and you have to sign a disclaimer statement that says pasty-faced libs will have no hard feelings if they get the badoodah kicked out of them by con thugs.

Just the standard boilerplate. No big deal. In the event of death your widow gets a few bucks and we drop the body in the Haxall Canal.

Maybe Bart should transfer to the Sports dept. I am sure there are some athletes he can denounce as crypto-socialist enemies of the people as most right wingers do.

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